Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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