apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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