walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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