I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
