Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm always down for nudity.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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