We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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