You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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