i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
nutella sex= disaster
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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