I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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