We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
