So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Randomize
