Quick, to the slutcave!
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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