I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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