its not stalking. its research.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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