so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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