I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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