i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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