Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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