woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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