i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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