Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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