Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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