lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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NoShamevember. You game?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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