I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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