I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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