yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Someone shattered a urinal.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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