all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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