Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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