scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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