Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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