I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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