the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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