Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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