Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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