Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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