Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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