Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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