I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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