A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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