If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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