I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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