If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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