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so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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