why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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