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You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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