covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
