dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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