I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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