I heard we made out
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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