I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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