idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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