Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Two words: nipple clamps
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