That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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