just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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