you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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