Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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